Now, the jokes...
Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.
We have just recieved news that police have reaided MJ's Neverland Ranch. They have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in the bedroom!
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"