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idk if anyone has heard this one yet... [03 Jun 2005|10:52pm]
outriggerskier
Q. What did the women on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A. Get out of my sun!
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[21 Apr 2005|05:55pm]

weenix
HELLO PEOPLLEZZ K.

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[09 Apr 2005|03:09am]

syanorra
from the jefferson's episode of south park


Ignorance is Ignorant.
made by syanorra</a>
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[26 Mar 2005|08:58pm]

rockstarsex
mj_trial
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Jacko Suicide Watch [13 Mar 2005|10:36pm]

valiskeogh
add your opinion on the Jacko Suicide Watch poll!
tell these bastards where they can go!

post jokes!
post pics!
WHATEVA, i do what i want!

valis
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Here's One... [07 Feb 2005|04:13am]

trivking_64
Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the small hand

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go on vacation?
A: DuBois (do boys) --- DuBois is a small town in Pennsylvania,near Pittsburgh
or
Boys' Town,USA

Q: What's the name of Michael Jackson's and Lionel Richie's new song?
A: Beat It (All Night Long)

And one more thing...

Michael loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and yellow,black and white ---- long as their ass is nice and tight
Michael loves the little children of the world
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[26 Nov 2004|11:02am]

insidefury
Robin Williams On Micheal Jackson

Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.



It having me in fits!
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Hey [02 Sep 2004|04:13am]

dradradrama
Would you like to own this community?

Comment plz.

EDIT

New Maintainers are!
imgoingblind666
&
mikey_jackson

Have fun... cya!
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[29 Apr 2004|08:27am]

mikey_jackson
Hi! I'm Michael Jackson... *Jhemona* We are looking for people like you to join our community! We want the sick the disgusting the perverted and the demented. *Dechabechawa* Our only rule is that you make up an alter ego of yourself, you can be anything you want! *got your nose*
alter_ego_x
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[28 Apr 2004|01:48am]

mikey_jackson
You guys shouldn't make fun of me.. that's just ignorant
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Bumper Sticker [10 Apr 2004|12:57am]

insidefury
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[08 Mar 2004|10:21am]

pink_fairy

Janet Jackson realllyyy looks like a monkey in this picture.
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Jacko a sea creature? [17 Feb 2004|03:23pm]

dradradrama
[ mood | funnnnn ]

HHAHHA http://kristenadams.com/images/mjdolphin1.jpg

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[13 Feb 2004|02:27pm]

pink_fairy
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Wacko Jacko [11 Feb 2004|11:57pm]

dantehman
[ mood | Going WACKO! ]

Unreleased Pic!

http://www.candy-ninja.com/teeya/jackson.jpg

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Jacko Treats [10 Feb 2004|07:50pm]

dradradrama
[ mood | fun! ]

"Michael jackson staring in 'Honey I touched the Kids!'" Mad TV

Jacko song
http://www.lv6.com/madtv-chingy.php

Poll: What WIll Jacko Do When He Snaps?
http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-13575.html

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Bleached? [04 Feb 2004|06:05am]

dradradrama
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
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[04 Feb 2004|01:24am]

roughtrade4ad
[ mood | amused ]

don't forget to pick up your wacko jacko t-shirts! i just got mine in the mail today.

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Michael and Janet [03 Feb 2004|05:22am]

dantehman
[ mood | amused ]

Aha who seen the Janet Jacko incident? Do you think it was staged to happen? Maybe she wants more attention than her brother!


Now, the jokes...

Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video.

Others


Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.

We have just recieved news that police have reaided MJ's Neverland Ranch. They have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in the bedroom!


Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

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Eww! [02 Feb 2004|09:25pm]

dradradrama
http://www.samneric.com/janet_the_truth.jpg
the other Jacko!
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